Cards that make you go WTF?!

I haven't seen any new posts recently, so might as well make a new topic for people to post in. Post any card that makes you go WTF because of the art, the abilities, or that it is just so stupid or confusing that when you glance at it you just say to yourself 'Seriously? WTF!'

I was clicking the Random button on Magiccards.org, as I usually do to pass the time, when I stumbled across this.



WTF! Yeah, a sea serpent that is clearly swimming in a body of water can walk through a Forest. That makes PERFECT sense. What were they thinking when they made this?!

'Let's have a serpent that can walk through Forests.'
'Sounds like a good idea, but aren't sea serpents usually in the ... IDK ... sea?'
'It's cool, we'll just draw him swimming in water.'
'BRILLIANT!'

Also, how about this card: False Orders

This is one of the cards that the actual printed text makes more sense then the errata. It's SUCH a simple card that they over complicate with errata. Like WTF!

'Hey this card is simple it allows you to change a blocker.'
'Alright ... Sounds good ... Let's make the errata more complex to confuse and frustrate players.'

Seriously Wizards, WTF?!

~Zuty